So the other night we decided to decorate a gingerbread house for a family activity. What a wonderful time to bond, right? I pictured it so happily--siblings taking turns with each different variety of candy, sharing time together, talking about their favorite kinds of candy while they delicately place the gumballs or peppermint candies in their places....NOT...I have come to the conclusion that these boxes should not be called Gingerbread House Kits, but rather "Contention in a Box" kits, and come with a warning label that reads:WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY BE HARMFUL TO THE WELL-BEING OF YOUR FAMILY. PARTICIPANTS MAY EXPERIENCE MANIC EPISODES OF FIGHTING OVER DIFFERENT COLORS/VARIETIES OF CANDY. POSSIBLE CONTENTION IN AN OTHERWISE PEACEFUL ENVIRONMENT. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHILD UNLESS YOU PLAN TO PROVIDE AN ADDITIONAL HOUSE FOR EACH ADDITIONAL CHILD. POTENTIAL LARYNGITIS FOR PARTICIPANTS, WHO FIGHT OVER WHICH DECORATIONS TO USE, OR PARENTS OF PARTICIPANTS, WHO FIND THEMSELVES YELLING AT PARTICIPANTS TO CALM DOWN AND SHARE...NOW. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Somehow we survived the incident with no festering wounds, but it was a close call. One child even chose to boycott the activity for a time in order to regroup when the younger children were not following a pattern for the fence. Don't 3 year olds know that you have to alternate two colors for a fence, that it cannot just be a random pattern of Sprees interspersed with gumballs? How can they not know that? Two brave children chose to brave the activity through to the end, despite the potential threat to their voice boxes.
Now it has been several days since the "activity," and we are left with an adorable gingerbread house that everyone who enters our house comments, "Oh, that must have been so much fun!" We just smile and nod our heads, unable to find the appropriate words to describe the experience.
























